- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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