- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What's up? The sky.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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