A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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