- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Amputations.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

like for a handjob.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Anne Frank.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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