Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

roses are red, violets are violet

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

minced oaths

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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