What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

The WNBA.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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