Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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This is my joke. funny

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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