Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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whats really hot the sun

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I don't get it

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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