Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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