What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Penis

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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