An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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minced oaths

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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