Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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