- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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