Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Women's rights.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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