what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Hitler is my role model

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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