Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Womens' rights.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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like for a handjob.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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