- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did you say? I don't know.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

There's no "i" in tim.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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