- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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