What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Lebron Traveled

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Once upon a time.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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