women leaving the kitchen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Vagina-Boob

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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