Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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My Girlfriend

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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