A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Avery has crabs.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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You know George Washington? He died.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

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