When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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your life

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Hellen Keller

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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