- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Steve Jobs.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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