- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Amputations.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Gestapo.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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