what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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