What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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the guy below me is gay

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hummer.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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