- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

cory is gay

dog

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Video Games

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Hitler was Jewish.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

My mom.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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