12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Women's rights.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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hi

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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