Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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hi

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Anti Joke

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