Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Patrick is gay

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That's what he said.

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