What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Obama-Care

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Women's Rights

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

666

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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