Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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