what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

whos gay? you are

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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