Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Rock mattress.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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9/11/2001

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Lebron Traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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