- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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