How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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SPAMS!!!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

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