Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what time is it rape time

im black

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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