A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Wolf Pussy

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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