Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Anti Joke

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