Rebecca Black

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Homework.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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