- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??