I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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NEVER

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Star Wars

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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American Idol

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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