roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Anti Joke

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