What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Lil' Wayne

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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