Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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The WNBA.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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