knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Hellen Keller

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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