What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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