- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Anne Frank.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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