- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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