a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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