guess what? chicken butt.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Penis in a box.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Poopsack Jones

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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