- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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