Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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YOLO

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want to go home? yea

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Flab

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A guy is playing cod

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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This is not a good joke.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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