Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A black goes to college

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What abou three times

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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