Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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don't look behind you

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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