The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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penis hehehehe

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Anti Joke

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