how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Anti Joke

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