How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's up? A direction...

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

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