- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

How much is an abortion? A life

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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