Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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whos gay? you are

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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YOLO

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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