What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Hummer.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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