Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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