Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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