What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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cms.......?????

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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