Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Small titties.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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