why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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whos gay? you are

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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123 Main street

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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