Your mom

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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