knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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