"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

You know George Washington? He died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Obama-Care

Women's Rights

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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