whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Bumsniffer

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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