What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

It says so on your cap.

Once upon a time.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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