How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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hi

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Womens rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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