- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Tennesse

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

women leaving the kitchen

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