Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

planking.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Dozer has a soul

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Poopsack Jones

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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