Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Women's rights.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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