- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Paul Dylan King!

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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