Justin Bieber

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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the your face joke

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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