How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Left. That one direction...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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