How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Rebecca Black

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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