- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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