Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Obama-Care

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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