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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

i eat poop

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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