Women's rights

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Cows go moo.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Pickles

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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