- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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