Wheelchair high jump

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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