- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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