- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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