Jake Bowar

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Anti jokes.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

robin, get in the car.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

your a towel.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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