A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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