- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Gadaffi

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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