Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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oh hiya come in

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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George Bush.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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