- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

your a towel.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

brett is a dick

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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