Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Matty B

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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