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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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