ballsack

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Woman's Rights.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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