Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Wheelchair high jump

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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