Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What's dead? Your mum.

The Charlotte bobcats.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What is a question?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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