When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Women's rights...

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What's 9+10=? 19

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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