What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's dead? Your mum.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

YOLO MAH BROLO

So a black man hails a taxi...

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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