- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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