why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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stop it ryan vallee

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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No. Yes.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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feces

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Nice weather we're having.

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