- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

9/11/2001

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

black people

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

guess what what? nothing.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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