whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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