I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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69

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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ha.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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