- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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