- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did I get raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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