Women's Rights.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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I am really good at math debating

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Do you need any assistance?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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The Bible

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hi

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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poop

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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