- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I am really good at math debating

I'm going to Re-write History... History

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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