There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Sonic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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