- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A black guy with his family.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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