- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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