- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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