Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

I have a crush on my dad.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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