- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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