- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Women's rights...

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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