What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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