How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Yo daddy!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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No it isn't.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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The penn state football administration

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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