- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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