why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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