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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.