An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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68 :)

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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