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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Where's my shotgun

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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