- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Period Blood

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Nice weather we're having.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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