what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What abou three times

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Nobody cares.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Women's Sports

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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