a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's 9+10=? 19

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