Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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obama

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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