- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

whats the best thing about polio...death

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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