- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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