You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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penis hehehehe

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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