- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

How did the girl die? 25.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A black guy with his family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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