- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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