Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Knock knock. Come in.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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