- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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