- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Blarg

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the clock say? The time.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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