- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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